{"id":28444,"date":"2014-09-17T16:33:02","date_gmt":"2014-09-17T20:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28444"},"modified":"2014-09-17T16:33:02","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T20:33:02","slug":"kfc-lemon-cake-attack-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/09\/17\/kfc-lemon-cake-attack-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lemon Of A Crime (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.komonews.com\/news\/local\/Seattle-police-respond-to-report-of-cake-assault-275388111.html\">Seattle Crime Report<\/a>:  A man walked into a KFC and hurled a round, yellow, $5.19 KFC-brand lemon cake at store employees.  Then he walked out, without hitting any of the workers.<\/p>\n<p>A Lemon Of A Crime (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear assaulter, I must ask you why<br \/>\nYou went into a store and let fly<br \/>\nWith a KFC cake.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a half-baked mistake&#8230;<br \/>\nCuz the weapon of choice is a pie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Seattle Crime Report: A man walked into a KFC and hurled a round, yellow, $5.19 KFC-brand lemon cake at store employees. Then he walked out, without hitting any of the workers. A Lemon Of A Crime (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear assaulter, I must ask you why You went into a store and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,41,42],"tags":[669,4242,3381,328,4313,4311,4312,497,3712],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28444"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28444"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28452,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28444\/revisions\/28452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}