{"id":28410,"date":"2014-09-16T23:05:53","date_gmt":"2014-09-17T03:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28410"},"modified":"2014-09-16T23:05:53","modified_gmt":"2014-09-17T03:05:53","slug":"dog-dance-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/09\/16\/dog-dance-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"We Don&#8217;t Have A Dog&#8217;s Chance Of Dancing Like That (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Nc9xq-TVyHI\">&#8220;dog dancing the Merengue video&#8221;<\/a> is so good, Mark and I may never try to Latin-dance again. <\/p>\n<p>At Merengue we aren&#8217;t too swift.<br \/>\nLatin dancing?  We haven&#8217;t the gift.<br \/>\nAny skill we once had<br \/>\nWent from middling to bad.<br \/>\nYes it&#8217;s gone to the dogs, and I&#8217;m miffed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This &#8220;dog dancing the Merengue video&#8221; is so good, Mark and I may never try to Latin-dance again. At Merengue we aren&#8217;t too swift. Latin dancing? We haven&#8217;t the gift. Any skill we once had Went from middling to bad. Yes it&#8217;s gone to the dogs, and I&#8217;m miffed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,839,42],"tags":[840,4308,4997,4305,844,761,4307,4306],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28410"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28410"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28422,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28410\/revisions\/28422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}