{"id":2836,"date":"2010-11-03T18:47:43","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T22:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2836"},"modified":"2010-11-04T00:11:34","modified_gmt":"2010-11-04T04:11:34","slug":"cuss-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/11\/03\/cuss-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Drat!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/drat.m4a\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/audio.gif\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Limerick Audio\"><\/A>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a terrible mood from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2010\/11\/03\/election-results-madness\/\">yesterday&#8217;s election<\/a>.  And trust me &#8212; my cursing vocabulary most definitely doesn&#8217;t include the word <em>drat<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Drat!  (<a href='http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/drat.m4a'>Oh, Drat Audio<\/a>)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When someone&#8217;s upset and says, &#8220;Drat,&#8221;<br \/>\nThe word sounds appallingly flat.<br \/>\nSuch a mealy-mouth curse!<br \/>\nSo genteel &#8212; I&#8217;m averse.<br \/>\nKindly try to swear better than that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in a terrible mood from yesterday&#8217;s election. And trust me &#8212; my cursing vocabulary most definitely doesn&#8217;t include the word drat. Oh, Drat! (Oh, Drat Audio) By Madeleine Begun Kane When someone&#8217;s upset and says, &#8220;Drat,&#8221; The word sounds appallingly flat. Such a mealy-mouth curse! So genteel &#8212; I&#8217;m averse. Kindly try to swear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,54,42],"tags":[4943,1579,1578,427,1580],"class_list":["post-2836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-communication-humor","category-limericks","tag-communication-humor","tag-cursing-limerick","tag-expletive-humor","tag-language-satire","tag-swearing-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2836"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3510,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions\/3510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}