{"id":2825,"date":"2010-08-30T16:48:19","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T20:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2825"},"modified":"2010-08-31T03:14:35","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T07:14:35","slug":"buns-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/08\/30\/buns-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot Crossed Limerick (Updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n

A man who was known for his buns…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s mine:<\/p>\n

Hot Crossed Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

A man who was known for his buns
\nAttracted most gals — even nuns.
\nHow those dames would delight
\nIn his ass oh so tight,
\nIgnoring his poor half-baked puns.<\/p>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n

Update — Note:<\/b> I will soon start announcing these Limerick-Offs via private email instead of FB messaging, because FB group messaging anti-spam policies are making it very difficult for me to send legitimate messages out to groups of twenty. (My Facebook Straits<\/a> recounts just some of my difficulties with FB’s anti-spam controls.)<\/p>\n

So if you’d like to receive private email notices letting you know I’ve posted a new Limerick-Off first line, please send me a private email to MadKane@MadKane.com<\/a> with the subject line “Limerick-Off Announcement Request.” Thanks very much!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A man who was known for his buns… Here’s mine: Hot Crossed Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A man who was known for his buns Attracted most gals — even nuns. How those dames would delight In his ass oh so tight, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,104,352,42,68,103,52],"tags":[801,1289,4909,328,4973,1452,4941,203],"class_list":["post-2825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-physical-appearance","category-poetry-prompts","category-wordplay","tag-appearance-humor","tag-baking-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-food-verse","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-puns","tag-wordplay","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2825"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2852,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions\/2852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}