{"id":28010,"date":"2014-08-19T16:53:32","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T20:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=28010"},"modified":"2016-06-09T22:50:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T02:50:00","slug":"post-sex-comment-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/19\/post-sex-comment-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Post Facto (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sex Post Facto (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

What’s the worst you can say after sex?
\nThat question continues to vex.
\nBut you’ll soon be a loner
\nWith this little boner:
\n“You’re not even as good as my ex.”<\/p>\n

UPDATE: June 9 is National Sex Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sex Post Facto (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane What’s the worst you can say after sex? That question continues to vex. But you’ll soon be a loner With this little boner: “You’re not even as good as my ex.” UPDATE: June 9 is National Sex Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,2413,42,1524],"tags":[4909,2411,4943,2096,4835,5012,2786,4285],"class_list":["post-28010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-bawdy-limericks","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-communication-humor","tag-june-holidays","tag-national-sex-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-sex-humor","tag-tact-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28010"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37521,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28010\/revisions\/37521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}