{"id":28,"date":"2006-09-05T15:13:52","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T19:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/05\/taking-a-vacation-on-the-contract-plan\/"},"modified":"2012-04-11T02:14:46","modified_gmt":"2012-04-11T06:14:46","slug":"taking-a-vacation-on-the-contract-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/09\/05\/taking-a-vacation-on-the-contract-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Planning a vacation can often be a daunting challenge. Especially when one spouse likes to rough it and the other prefers luxuries like toilets, showers, and cable TV. So what&#8217;s a couple to do? Well, they can take separate trips. Or they can negotiate and sign on the dotted line.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AGREEMENT,<\/strong> entered into this _________, 20__ by Husband and Wife.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WHEREAS,<\/strong> Husband&#8217;s ideal vacation requires hiking boots, compasses, sleeping bags, and knapsacks and doesn&#8217;t cost a dime;<\/p>\n<p><strong>WHEREAS,<\/strong> Wife&#8217;s ideal vacation requires a five star resort;<\/p>\n<p><strong>WHEREAS,<\/strong> Husband is a spontaneous kind of guy who likes to pick his trips by throwing a coin onto a trail map; &#8230; (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/vacationcontract.html\">Taking A Vacation On The Contract Plan is continued here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Planning a vacation can often be a daunting challenge. Especially when one spouse likes to rough it and the other prefers luxuries like toilets, showers, and cable TV. So what&#8217;s a couple to do? Well, they can take separate trips. Or they can negotiate and sign on the dotted line. AGREEMENT, entered into this _________, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,78,10,25,2,20,30,16,6,34],"tags":[2766,908,4902,4905,4928],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-humor-columns","category-legal-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-marriage-humor","category-outdoors-humor","category-recreation-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-travel-humor","category-vacation-humor","tag-husband-wife-humor","tag-hotel-humor","tag-marriage-humor","tag-travel-humor","tag-vacation-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12839,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/12839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}