{"id":27976,"date":"2014-08-18T20:13:04","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T00:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27976"},"modified":"2014-08-18T20:13:04","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T00:13:04","slug":"giraffe-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/18\/giraffe-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To A Giraffe Lover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some <a href=\"http:\/\/sacramento.cbslocal.com\/2014\/08\/17\/california-woman-cited-for-climbing-into-zoos-giraffe-pen\/\">zoo visitors are unspeakably stupid!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To A Giraffe Lover<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear giraffe-fan, invading the space<br \/>\nOf a youngish giraffe invites chase.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care that it kicked you,<br \/>\nRight after it licked you.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re lucky you still have a face.<\/p>\n<p>For those who don&#8217;t know the story, it seems a California woman, who&#8217;s overly fond of giraffes, climbed into a giraffe exhibit at a Madison, Wisconsin zoo. At that point, a &#8220;2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave [her] a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face.&#8221;  But though giraffes can kill lions, her injuries aren&#8217;t life threatening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some zoo visitors are unspeakably stupid! Limerick Ode To A Giraffe Lover By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear giraffe-fan, invading the space Of a youngish giraffe invites chase. I don&#8217;t care that it kicked you, Right after it licked you. You&#8217;re lucky you still have a face. For those who don&#8217;t know the story, it seems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42],"tags":[2797,4281,2704,4280],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27976"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27976"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27982,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27976\/revisions\/27982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}