{"id":27963,"date":"2014-08-18T17:53:36","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T21:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27963"},"modified":"2016-03-13T18:15:20","modified_gmt":"2016-03-13T22:15:20","slug":"theft-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/18\/theft-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To A Petty Thief (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What sort of burglar sends stolen jewelry to a newspaper, complaining that the stuff he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2726952\/Shocking-twist-Texas-cave-heist-disappointed-burglar-contacts-local-paper-complain-1M-jewels-designer-goods-stolen-socialite-FAKE.html\">stole from a socialite turned out to be fake?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To A Petty Thief (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Bad luck has befallen this snake,<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s upset by his jew&#8217;lry heist take!<br \/>\nHis chagrin is immense<br \/>\nCuz he called on his fence<br \/>\nAnd was told that his haul was all fake.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-jewel-day-march-13\/\">National Jewel Day<\/a> is March 13th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What sort of burglar sends stolen jewelry to a newspaper, complaining that the stuff he stole from a socialite turned out to be fake? Limerick Ode To A Petty Thief (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Bad luck has befallen this snake, Who&#8217;s upset by his jew&#8217;lry heist take! His chagrin is immense Cuz he called [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,48,46,10,42,8,1524],"tags":[4742,1837,4743,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27963"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27963"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36578,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27963\/revisions\/36578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}