{"id":27915,"date":"2014-08-16T19:17:02","date_gmt":"2014-08-16T23:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27915"},"modified":"2014-08-16T19:17:02","modified_gmt":"2014-08-16T23:17:02","slug":"rum-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/16\/rum-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick For National Rum Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/liquor.com\/celebrate\/national-rum-day\/\">National Rum Day<\/a>! (August 16)<\/p>\n<p>Limerick For National Rum Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A gal called her husband a lout<br \/>\nAnd threatened to highball it out<br \/>\nIf he kept drinking rum.<br \/>\nHe at first was struck dumb,<br \/>\nThen obligingly switched up to stout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Rum Day! (August 16) Limerick For National Rum Day By Madeleine Begun Kane A gal called her husband a lout And threatened to highball it out If he kept drinking rum. He at first was struck dumb, Then obligingly switched up to stout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,13,120,41,42,1524],"tags":[1375,3177,1713,1374,1354,2494,4902,3797,5012,3796,4278],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27915"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27915"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27923,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27915\/revisions\/27923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}