{"id":279,"date":"2008-03-01T15:47:22","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T19:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/03\/01\/loan-poem\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T02:23:27","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T06:23:27","slug":"loan-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/03\/01\/loan-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Loan Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Loan Poem<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Are you desp&#8217;rate &#8212; in need of a loan?<br \/>\nFriends and fam&#8217;ly won&#8217;t throw you a bone?<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t go on a bender.<br \/>\nJust use a good lender<br \/>\nAnd safeguard the stuff that you own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loan Poem By Madeleine Begun Kane Are you desp&#8217;rate &#8212; in need of a loan? Friends and fam&#8217;ly won&#8217;t throw you a bone? Don&#8217;t go on a bender. Just use a good lender And safeguard the stuff that you own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2106,1040,539,2105],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-money-humor","tag-banking-limerick","tag-borrowing-money","tag-financial-verse","tag-lender-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21030,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/21030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}