{"id":27738,"date":"2014-08-04T21:43:40","date_gmt":"2014-08-05T01:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27738"},"modified":"2014-08-04T21:43:40","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T01:43:40","slug":"smart-shoes-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/04\/smart-shoes-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Smarting from &#8220;Smart Shoes&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do we really need &#8220;smart shoes&#8221; that will vibrate  us in the right direction using Google Maps?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnet.com\/news\/bluetooth-smart-shoes-vibrate-you-in-the-right-direction\/\">Ducere Technologies<\/a> thinks so.<\/p>\n<p>Smarting from &#8220;Smart Shoes&#8221; (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear shoemakers, please have a heart.<br \/>\nI do NOT want my shoes to be smart.<br \/>\nI just want them to feel<br \/>\n(both my sole and my heel)<br \/>\nLike they&#8217;re not out for blood from the start.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do we really need &#8220;smart shoes&#8221; that will vibrate us in the right direction using Google Maps? Ducere Technologies thinks so. Smarting from &#8220;Smart Shoes&#8221; (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear shoemakers, please have a heart. I do NOT want my shoes to be smart. I just want them to feel (both my sole and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,37,2693,42,3],"tags":[4276,4275,4272,4273,4274,3398,1206,4271],"class_list":["post-27738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-humor","category-fashion-humor","category-inventions-humor","category-limericks","category-technology-humor","tag-apps","tag-blue-tooth","tag-ducere-technologies","tag-google-maps","tag-lechal-smart-shoes","tag-odd-inventions","tag-patent-humor","tag-smart-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27738"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27746,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27738\/revisions\/27746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}