{"id":27729,"date":"2014-08-04T16:04:52","date_gmt":"2014-08-04T20:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27729"},"modified":"2014-08-04T16:32:59","modified_gmt":"2014-08-04T20:32:59","slug":"vibrator-necklace-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/04\/vibrator-necklace-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Is This What We Need? What We Really Really Need? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is This What We Need? What We Really Really Need? (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

A vibrator necklace is handy
\nWhen you’re feeling a little bit randy
\nAnd no one’s on hand–
\nYou’re alone and unmanned.
\nFailing that, reach for candy and brandy.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

And yes, you really can buy a sex toy vibrator necklace<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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