{"id":27687,"date":"2014-08-02T14:14:17","date_gmt":"2014-08-02T18:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27687"},"modified":"2014-08-02T14:14:17","modified_gmt":"2014-08-02T18:14:17","slug":"911-line-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/08\/02\/911-line-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Facebook Fanatics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Open Limerick To Facebook Fanatics<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Facebook fanatics, I know<br \/>\nThat an outage on Facebook&#8217;s a blow.<br \/>\nBut a crisis that small<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t call for a call<br \/>\nTo the cops.  Grab a beer or Bordeaux.<\/p>\n<p>(Inspired by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techtimes.com\/articles\/11950\/20140802\/facebook-crash-leads-users-911-help.htm\">lunatics who called 911 lines<\/a> Friday during Facebook&#8217;s half-hour outage.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Open Limerick To Facebook Fanatics By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Facebook fanatics, I know That an outage on Facebook&#8217;s a blow. But a crisis that small Doesn&#8217;t call for a call To the cops. Grab a beer or Bordeaux. (Inspired by the lunatics who called 911 lines Friday during Facebook&#8217;s half-hour outage.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,15,48,10,42,3,119],"tags":[3379,4913,1156,3381,3380,3384,4995,3385,1285,4903,4981],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27687"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27687"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27693,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27687\/revisions\/27693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}