{"id":27611,"date":"2014-07-29T14:16:04","date_gmt":"2014-07-29T18:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27611"},"modified":"2014-07-29T14:16:04","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T18:16:04","slug":"craft-whiskey-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/29\/craft-whiskey-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Distilling The Truth (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Distilling The Truth
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Don’t sulk, but the bulk of the rye
\nLabeled heirloom’s a hand-crafted lie;
\nMany crafty booze sellers
\nAre re-seller fellers–
\nSmall-batch fees for a factory buy.<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

Yes that special, hand-crafted, small-batch, artisan, heirloom whiskey may really come from MGP<\/a>, a large factory\/distillery in Indiana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Distilling The Truth By Madeleine Begun Kane Don’t sulk, but the bulk of the rye Labeled heirloom’s a hand-crafted lie; Many crafty booze sellers Are re-seller fellers– Small-batch fees for a factory buy. ***** Yes that special, hand-crafted, small-batch, artisan, heirloom whiskey may really come from MGP, a large factory\/distillery in Indiana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,35],"tags":[4256,4257,4253,1374,2673,4255,4259,4258,4929,4254,4252,2660],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27611"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27611"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27620,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27611\/revisions\/27620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}