{"id":276,"date":"2008-02-27T16:03:39","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T20:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/02\/27\/rejected-apology-limerick\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T03:46:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T07:46:00","slug":"rejected-apology-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/02\/27\/rejected-apology-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Rejected Apology (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s challenge over at 3WW is to write something that uses these three words: <a href=\"http:\/\/threewordwednesday.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/27\/3ww-75\/\"><em>Apology, Consider, <\/em>and <em>Distant<\/em>.<\/a> Here&#8217;s my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Rejected Apology<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Your apology isn&#8217;t enough.<br \/>\nYou always act distant and gruff.<br \/>\nYou never consider<br \/>\nMy feelings.\u00a0 I&#8217;m bitter.<br \/>\nSo stuff it.\u00a0 Enough with your guff!<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of challenges, there&#8217;s still time to participate in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/02\/22\/no-time-to-say-hello-goodbye-limerick-haiku-prompt\/\"><em>time<\/em>-themed poetry prompt.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s challenge over at 3WW is to write something that uses these three words: Apology, Consider, and Distant. Here&#8217;s my limerick: Rejected Apology By Madeleine Begun Kane Your apology isn&#8217;t enough. You always act distant and gruff. You never consider My feelings.\u00a0 I&#8217;m bitter. So stuff it.\u00a0 Enough with your guff! And speaking of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114,49,54,42,103,16],"tags":[2113,2114,2115,203],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apology-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-communication-humor","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-humor","tag-apology-limerick","tag-argument-verse","tag-relationship-poems","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5869,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions\/5869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}