{"id":27546,"date":"2014-07-26T16:44:24","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T20:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27546"},"modified":"2018-10-21T18:01:05","modified_gmt":"2018-10-21T22:01:05","slug":"national-dance-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/26\/national-dance-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Dance Day and National Can-Can Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ordinarily, I&#8217;d celebrate <a href=\"http:\/\/dizzyfeetfoundation.org\/national-dance-day\/\">National Dance Day<\/a> today by dancing.  But a mysterious foot injury&#8217;s forcing me to sublimate by writing a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Dance Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Dance Day, so dance if you can.<br \/>\nDo the can-can or whirl with a fan.<br \/>\nGive your muscles some work,<br \/>\nThough it&#8217;s best not to twerk<br \/>\nWithout checking your medical plan.<\/p>\n<p>Alternative Version For <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebratetoday.com\/celebrate.html\">Can-Can Day (Oct. 21)<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s Can-Can Day. Dance if you can.<br \/>\nKick your legs. Whirl those skirts. Twirl a fan.<br \/>\nGive your muscles some work,<br \/>\nThough it\u2019s best not to twerk<br \/>\nWithout checking your medical plan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ordinarily, I&#8217;d celebrate National Dance Day today by dancing. But a mysterious foot injury&#8217;s forcing me to sublimate by writing a limerick: Limerick Ode To National Dance Day By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s Dance Day, so dance if you can. Do the can-can or whirl with a fan. Give your muscles some work, Though it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[839,846,42,24,1524],"tags":[840,5195,844,2099,5196,4249,2094,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27546"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41005,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546\/revisions\/41005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}