{"id":27366,"date":"2014-07-22T20:14:41","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T00:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27366"},"modified":"2014-07-22T20:14:41","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T00:14:41","slug":"bathroom-signs-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/22\/bathroom-signs-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bathroom Signs Shouldn&#8217;t Be In Code (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to this <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2014\/07\/22\/confusing-bathroom-signs\/\">video,<\/a> I&#8217;m not the only person who sometimes finds bathroom signs confusing.<\/p>\n<p>Bathroom Signs Shouldn&#8217;t Be In Code (3-Verse Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Sipping drinks at a trendy new bar,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m hoping the john isn&#8217;t far.<br \/>\nI rush off on my quest<br \/>\nFor a bathroom addressed<br \/>\nTo my needs and find symbols bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>So which one&#8217;s for gals?  Which for guys?<br \/>\nPosting puzzles for drinkers ain&#8217;t wise.<br \/>\nI start ravin&#8217;: &#8220;Be clear!<br \/>\nTell us &#8216;Females Go Here.'&#8221;<br \/>\nBut alas, I must guess and &#8230; surprise!<\/p>\n<p>I walk in and find menfolk galore,<br \/>\nLots of urinals, yellow-soaked floor.<br \/>\nAnd the smell &#8212; unfresh hell &#8212;<br \/>\nSends me rushing pell mell<br \/>\nTo the john meant for me. Nevermore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to this video, I&#8217;m not the only person who sometimes finds bathroom signs confusing. Bathroom Signs Shouldn&#8217;t Be In Code (3-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Sipping drinks at a trendy new bar, I&#8217;m hoping the john isn&#8217;t far. I rush off on my quest For a bathroom addressed To my needs and find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,41,42],"tags":[3345,827,4245,4243,4244],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27366"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27366"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27382,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27366\/revisions\/27382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}