{"id":27268,"date":"2014-07-18T18:22:29","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T22:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27268"},"modified":"2014-07-18T18:22:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-18T22:22:29","slug":"selfie-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/18\/selfie-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Waste Your Bread On This?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would You Waste Your Bread On This?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Are you burning for your photo<br \/>\nTo appear on toasted bread?<br \/>\nDo you sense that such a portrait<br \/>\nMight just help you get ahead?<\/p>\n<p>Well, a spanking new invention<br \/>\nMay be just the thing you need:<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a <a href=\" http:\/\/petapixel.com\/2014\/07\/18\/selfie-toaster-can-burn-portrait-onto-morning-toast\/\">selfie-making toaster<\/a>.<br \/>\nButter egos &#8230; and then feed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would You Waste Your Bread On This? By Madeleine Begun Kane Are you burning for your photo To appear on toasted bread? Do you sense that such a portrait Might just help you get ahead? Well, a spanking new invention May be just the thing you need: There&#8217;s a selfie-making toaster. Butter egos &#8230; and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,2693,42],"tags":[1565,328,3069,2063,1206,1745,4240,3903,4239],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27268"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27298,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27268\/revisions\/27298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}