{"id":27254,"date":"2014-07-18T14:17:28","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T18:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27254"},"modified":"2014-07-18T15:34:26","modified_gmt":"2014-07-18T19:34:26","slug":"insect-bite-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/18\/insect-bite-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bugged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bugged<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Some insect made a sandwich<br \/>\nOf my knuckle, it appears.<br \/>\nMy index finger hurts so much,<br \/>\nMy eyes are raining tears.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what critter bit me.<br \/>\nMaybe wasp, mosquito, bee,<br \/>\nOr a literary critic&#8211;<br \/>\n&#8220;No more writing!&#8221; his decree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bugged By Madeleine Begun Kane Some insect made a sandwich Of my knuckle, it appears. My index finger hurts so much, My eyes are raining tears. I&#8217;m not sure what critter bit me. Maybe wasp, mosquito, bee, Or a literary critic&#8211; &#8220;No more writing!&#8221; his decree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,122,76,42,69],"tags":[4237,4238,1338,583,2303,581,2300,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27254"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27254"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27262,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27254\/revisions\/27262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}