{"id":27231,"date":"2014-07-16T17:27:11","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T21:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27231"},"modified":"2014-07-16T17:27:11","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T21:27:11","slug":"dog-toys-sex-toys-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/16\/dog-toys-sex-toys-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Toys Are In The Eye Of The Beholder  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2014\/07\/16\/amazon_has_started_selling_sex_toys_for_dogs\/?source=newsletter\">&#8220;dog toys&#8221;<\/a> pictured in this article really meant for canines?  Or are they sex toys for humans? You be the judge.  But if they turn you on, you can buy them on Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>Sex Toys Are In The Eye Of The Beholder  (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Too shy to buy sex toys?  Oh my!<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s an option you might want to try:<br \/>\nIt seems some are disguised<br \/>\nAs doggy toys &#8212; sized<br \/>\nAnd designed to give pleasure thereby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are the &#8220;dog toys&#8221; pictured in this article really meant for canines? Or are they sex toys for humans? You be the judge. But if they turn you on, you can buy them on Amazon. Sex Toys Are In The Eye Of The Beholder (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Too shy to buy sex toys? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,2413,42,45],"tags":[1007,2411,4236,4235,4234,3759,629],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27231"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27231"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27242,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27231\/revisions\/27242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}