Romance — A Foreign Concept?
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
“Instead of your long-winded rants,”
\nSays the gal, “I’d prefer some romance.”
\nThen her husband replies
\nWith a glint in his eyes:
\n“Tell me, where do you think you are — France?”<\/p>\n
(Inspired by the “Romance” prompt<\/a> over at Totally Optional Prompts. And speaking of prompts, there’s still time to give my “bad jobs” prompt a try.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Romance — A Foreign Concept? By Madeleine Begun Kane “Instead of your long-winded rants,” Says the gal, “I’d prefer some romance.” Then her husband replies With a glint in his eyes: “Tell me, where do you think you are — France?” (Inspired by the “Romance” prompt over at Totally Optional Prompts. And speaking of prompts, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,42,2,16,110],"tags":[2128,2127,2126,2125,2124],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-family-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-romance-humor","tag-foreign-concepts","tag-france","tag-relationships-and-marriage-humor","tag-romance-limerick","tag-romantic-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5873,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/5873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}