{"id":27078,"date":"2014-07-07T15:45:11","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T19:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=27078"},"modified":"2021-12-08T17:03:04","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T21:03:04","slug":"chocolate-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/07\/07\/chocolate-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlotte&#8217;s Ruse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Charlotte&#8217;s Ruse<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Ms. Charlotte was trying to fix<br \/>\nChoc&#8217;late brownies by using a mix.<br \/>\nThen she buried the box<br \/>\nUnder undies and sox,<br \/>\nAnd declared them homemade. (They were bricks.)<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodnewsnetwork.org\/photo-day-world-chocolate-day\/\">World Chocolate Day<\/a>! (July 7)<\/p>\n<p>December 8 is &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/2014\/12\/8\/national-brownie-day\">National Brownie Day.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlotte&#8217;s Ruse By Madeleine Begun Kane Ms. Charlotte was trying to fix Choc&#8217;late brownies by using a mix. Then she buried the box Under undies and sox, And declared them homemade. (They were bricks.) Happy World Chocolate Day! (July 7) December 8 is &#8220;National Brownie Day.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[5949,2340,2092,328,2099,5012,4214],"class_list":["post-27078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-brownie-day","tag-chocolate-poem","tag-december-holidays","tag-food-verse","tag-july-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-world-chocolate-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27078"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44976,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27078\/revisions\/44976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}