{"id":2705,"date":"2010-08-08T14:59:16","date_gmt":"2010-08-08T18:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2705"},"modified":"2010-08-08T15:02:04","modified_gmt":"2010-08-08T19:02:04","slug":"staring-at-breasts-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/08\/08\/staring-at-breasts-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeping Abreast of Breast Gazing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my Facebook pals recently linked a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themedguru.com\/20091206\/newsfeature\/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html\">Med-Guru article touting a breast-gazing study.<\/a> Its conclusion? Staring at breasts is good for your health and increases your life expectancy. Just one problem &#8212; the <a href=\" http:\/\/urbanlegends.about.com\/od\/medical\/a\/ogling_breasts.htm\">study&#8217;s apparently a hoax or urban myth.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, men can still try to use the &#8220;study&#8221; when caught ogling. My limerick should help:<\/p>\n<p>Keeping Abreast of Breast Gazing<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a study that strongly suggests<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll live longer from staring at breasts.<br \/>\nSo guys, if your gal<br \/>\nSees you leer that locale,<br \/>\nJust explain it&#8217;s your life span&#8217;s behest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my Facebook pals recently linked a Med-Guru article touting a breast-gazing study. Its conclusion? Staring at breasts is good for your health and increases your life expectancy. Just one problem &#8212; the study&#8217;s apparently a hoax or urban myth. Of course, men can still try to use the &#8220;study&#8221; when caught ogling. My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,23,42,68,16,44,32],"tags":[4909,1405,1404,200,4996,1407,1411,1406,1132,1410,1409],"class_list":["post-2705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-health-humor","category-limericks","category-physical-appearance","category-relationship-humor","category-science-humor","category-social-satire","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-boobs","tag-breasts-humor","tag-health-limerick","tag-hoaxes","tag-life-expectancy","tag-life-span-verse","tag-medical-studies-humor","tag-science-satire","tag-urban-legends","tag-urban-myths"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2705"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2720,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705\/revisions\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}