{"id":269,"date":"2008-02-15T16:35:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T20:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/02\/15\/imagined-slights-two-haiku\/"},"modified":"2009-12-14T03:47:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T07:47:16","slug":"imagined-slights-two-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/02\/15\/imagined-slights-two-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Imagined Slights (Two Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Those imagined slights:
\nOften more insidious
\nThan the real ones.<\/p>\n

An imagined slight,
\nParanoiac reaction—
\nHis girlfriend no more.<\/p>\n

(Written in response to 3 Word Wednesday’s Prompt — “Girlfriend, Imagined, Slight.”<\/a>\u00a0 I prefer the first one, even though it’s missing one of the three words.)<\/p>\n

And speaking of prompts, I hope you’ll give my haiku and limerick prompt a try.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Those imagined slights: Often more insidious Than the real ones. An imagined slight, Paranoiac reaction— His girlfriend no more. (Written in response to 3 Word Wednesday’s Prompt — “Girlfriend, Imagined, Slight.”\u00a0 I prefer the first one, even though it’s missing one of the three words.) And speaking of prompts, I hope you’ll give my haiku […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,99,103],"tags":[852,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1136,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/1136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}