{"id":26729,"date":"2014-06-19T13:48:03","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T17:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26729"},"modified":"2014-06-19T13:48:03","modified_gmt":"2014-06-19T17:48:03","slug":"brooklyn-smallest-penis-contest-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/06\/19\/brooklyn-smallest-penis-contest-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooklyn&#8217;s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t possibly resist writing about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/04\/15\/2014-smallest-penis-contest-brooklyn_n_5153281.html\">Brooklyn&#8217;s Smallest Penis Contest.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brooklyn&#8217;s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A contest for tiniest dick<br \/>\nMight strike you as utterly sick.<br \/>\nBut &#8220;reverse chic&#8221; is &#8220;in,&#8221;<br \/>\nSo a dick, short and thin,<br \/>\nBy that measure might just do the trick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t possibly resist writing about Brooklyn&#8217;s Smallest Penis Contest. Brooklyn&#8217;s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A contest for tiniest dick Might strike you as utterly sick. But &#8220;reverse chic&#8221; is &#8220;in,&#8221; So a dick, short and thin, By that measure might just do the trick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2413,42,73,68],"tags":[2411,247,504,4188],"class_list":["post-26729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bawdy-limericks","category-limericks","category-new-york-limericks","category-physical-appearance","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-brooklyn","tag-new-york-city-verse","tag-penis-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26729"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26739,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26729\/revisions\/26739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}