{"id":26712,"date":"2014-06-18T16:05:43","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T20:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26712"},"modified":"2014-06-18T16:09:29","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T20:09:29","slug":"sushi-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/06\/18\/sushi-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"My Raw Aversion (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you celebrating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtop.com\/1228\/3645808\/Top-Sushi-Spots\">Sushi Day<\/a> today?  Not me!<\/p>\n<p>My Raw Aversion (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The thought of raw fish makes me ill,<br \/>\nAnd though many love sushi, a drill<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s invading my tooth<br \/>\nIs more welcome, in truth,<br \/>\nThan such super-rare swill on the bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you celebrating Sushi Day today? Not me! My Raw Aversion (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The thought of raw fish makes me ill, And though many love sushi, a drill That&#8217;s invading my tooth Is more welcome, in truth, Than such super-rare swill on the bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4187,4185,328,2096,5012,4186,4184,4183,3648],"class_list":["post-26712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-dentist-drill","tag-fish-limerick","tag-food-verse","tag-june-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-raw-fish","tag-sashimi-humor","tag-sushi-humor","tag-tooth-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26712"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26719,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26712\/revisions\/26719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}