{"id":26503,"date":"2014-06-04T20:04:28","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T00:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26503"},"modified":"2014-06-04T20:04:28","modified_gmt":"2014-06-05T00:04:28","slug":"atm-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/06\/04\/atm-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To the ATM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To The ATM<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The money withdrawing machine<br \/>\nIs a temptress that often seems keen<br \/>\nOn increasing our spending.<br \/>\nMy balance needs mending!<br \/>\nOh, what has become of my green?<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Automated_teller_machine\">Don Wetzel&#8217;s Automated Teller Machine!<\/a>  (A patent for the ATM was granted to Donald Wetzel, Tom Barnes and George Chastain on June 4, 1973.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To The ATM By Madeleine Begun Kane The money withdrawing machine Is a temptress that often seems keen On increasing our spending. My balance needs mending! Oh, what has become of my green? Happy birthday to Don Wetzel&#8217;s Automated Teller Machine! (A patent for the ATM was granted to Donald Wetzel, Tom Barnes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2693,42,8,1524],"tags":[4155,196,2106,4154,4156,4158,2063,2096,198,5012,1206,4157],"class_list":["post-26503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inventions-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-atm-humor","tag-bank-humor","tag-banking-limerick","tag-cash-machines","tag-donald-wetzel","tag-george-chastain","tag-inventions-poem","tag-june-holidays","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-patent-humor","tag-tom-barnes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26503"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26512,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26503\/revisions\/26512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}