{"id":26474,"date":"2014-06-02T16:13:07","date_gmt":"2014-06-02T20:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26474"},"modified":"2014-06-02T16:14:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T20:14:39","slug":"i-love-my-dentist-day-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/06\/02\/i-love-my-dentist-day-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to \u201cI Love My Dentist Day\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself for <a href=\"http:\/\/bedtimemath.org\/i-love-my-dentist-day\/\">&#8220;I Love My Dentist Day.&#8221;<\/a>  (June 2nd)<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode to \u201cI Love My Dentist Day\u201d<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Some holidays offer delight,<br \/>\nAnd others are likely to bite:<br \/>\nLove My Dentist Day&#8217;s one<br \/>\nThat is NOT packed with fun,<br \/>\nSo I brush the day off like a mite.<\/p>\n<p>(You might also enjoy my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/08\/11\/dental-contract\/\">Dental Deal<\/a> and my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/02\/a-biting-limerick\/\">Biting Limerick.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t forget about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gone-ta-pott.com\/toothache_day.html\">National Toothache Day<\/a> (February 9th) and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/March\/dentistsday.htm\">Dentists Day<\/a> (March 6th.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brace yourself for &#8220;I Love My Dentist Day.&#8221; (June 2nd) Limerick Ode to \u201cI Love My Dentist Day\u201d By Madeleine Begun Kane Some holidays offer delight, And others are likely to bite: Love My Dentist Day&#8217;s one That is NOT packed with fun, So I brush the day off like a mite. (You might also [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,122,33,1524,3089],"tags":[2818,2819,3525,2091,1691,3090,2096,1837,393,3478,5012,2821,140],"class_list":["post-26474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-holiday-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-professions-humor","tag-dental-humor","tag-dentistry","tag-dentists-day","tag-february-holidays","tag-health-medical-humor","tag-i-love-my-dentist-day","tag-june-holidays","tag-march-holidays","tag-medical-humor","tag-national-toothache-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pain","tag-teeth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26474"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26487,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26474\/revisions\/26487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}