{"id":26393,"date":"2014-05-31T22:04:23","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T02:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26393"},"modified":"2014-05-31T22:22:22","modified_gmt":"2014-06-01T02:22:22","slug":"limerick-slate-limerick-off-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/31\/limerick-slate-limerick-off-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Slate (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10152229185029315\">if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/31\/limerick-of-the-week-166\/\">last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/how-to-write-a-limerick\/\"><em>How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday at 11:00 p.m. (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Her eyes were the color of slate&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI&#8217;m forgetful &#8212; my mind&#8217;s a blank slate&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The roofer was working with slate&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nLet&#8217;s start over, I&#8217;m begging &#8212; clean slate&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>(Please note that minor variations to my first lines are acceptable.  However, rhyme words may <strong>not<\/strong> be altered, except by using homonyms or homophones.)<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Slate<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start over, I&#8217;m begging &#8212; clean slate.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll make sure that our next date is great.<br \/>\nLast night&#8217;s dinner, it&#8217;s true<br \/>\nWas no winner, dear Sue.<br \/>\nBut I vow to step up to the plate.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity o<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10152229185029315\">n my Facebook Limerick-Off post.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email <a href=\"mailto:Madkane@MadKane.com?subject=MadKane's Newsletter&#038;body=I want my weekly MadKane Fix.\">Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) 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