{"id":26355,"date":"2014-05-27T11:28:39","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T15:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26355"},"modified":"2018-05-15T17:10:54","modified_gmt":"2018-05-15T21:10:54","slug":"sunscreen-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/27\/sunscreen-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunny Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunny Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

I confess that I’m really not one
\nTo use sunscreen, but please don’t make fun.
\nMy skin’s still protected;
\nThe scheme I’ve selected
\nIs hide and stay out of the sun.<\/p>\n

Happy Sun Screen Day<\/a>! (May 27)<\/p>\n

UPDATE: “Don’t Fry Day”<\/a> falls on the Friday before Memorial Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sunny Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I confess that I’m really not one To use sunscreen, but please don’t make fun. My skin’s still protected; The scheme I’ve selected Is hide and stay out of the sun. Happy Sun Screen Day! (May 27) UPDATE: “Don’t Fry Day” falls on the Friday before Memorial Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,49,23,122,25,42,1524,68,30,58,59],"tags":[4150,4510,927,2097,5012,1660,926,928,1337,925,4132,4135,4134,4133,573,929],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26355"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26355"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32379,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26355\/revisions\/32379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}