{"id":26281,"date":"2014-05-22T16:27:54","date_gmt":"2014-05-22T20:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26281"},"modified":"2014-05-22T16:31:30","modified_gmt":"2014-05-22T20:31:30","slug":"maritime-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/22\/maritime-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Maritime Day! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A limerick about the ups and downs of going to sea, just in time for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/05\/22\/happy-national-maritime-day-limerick\/\">National Maritime Day:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A queasy man, drawn to the sea,<br \/>\nBeing lured by its lore made a plea:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve an ocean trip notion,<br \/>\nBut all of that motion!<br \/>\nPlease doc, keep me mal de mer-free.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A limerick about the ups and downs of going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day: A queasy man, drawn to the sea, Being lured by its lore made a plea: &#8220;I&#8217;ve an ocean trip notion, But all of that motion! Please doc, keep me mal de mer-free.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[122,42,1524,6],"tags":[149,4131,3631,2097,3630,4130,3633,5012,4129,3634,3632],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26281"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26281"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26289,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26281\/revisions\/26289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}