{"id":26268,"date":"2014-05-21T15:54:01","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26268"},"modified":"2014-05-21T15:54:01","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:54:01","slug":"chipotle-gun-ban-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/21\/chipotle-gun-ban-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Heated Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heated Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Chipotle says <a href=\"http:\/\/dfw.cbslocal.com\/2014\/05\/20\/gun-rights-group-at-odds-with-chipotle-over-ban\/\">no packing heat<\/a><br \/>\nWhen you come to their rest&#8217;rants to eat.<br \/>\nThis makes sense, cuz their food&#8217;s<br \/>\nHot enough. Gals and dudes<br \/>\nShould save gunplay for home and the street.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heated Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Chipotle says no packing heat When you come to their rest&#8217;rants to eat. This makes sense, cuz their food&#8217;s Hot enough. Gals and dudes Should save gunplay for home and the street.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,869,4123],"tags":[4128,1770,1941,4126,4042,4124,4127,4125,3712],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26268"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26272,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26268\/revisions\/26272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}