{"id":2618,"date":"2010-07-12T16:33:49","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T20:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2618"},"modified":"2010-07-12T16:40:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T20:40:22","slug":"lame-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/07\/12\/lame-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Lame Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A guy with his foot in a cast&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Lame Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A guy with his foot in a cast<br \/>\nWas driving his car way too fast.<br \/>\nHis wheel struck a hole.<br \/>\nHe lost all control,<br \/>\nAnd the time for a cast was surpassed.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=wall&#038;story_fbid=134235476609158&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A guy with his foot in a cast&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Lame Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A guy with his foot in a cast Was driving his car way too fast. His wheel struck a hole. He lost all control, And the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,23,122,104,352,42,103],"tags":[1392,327,329,1259,149,1391,4973,203],"class_list":["post-2618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","tag-accident-poem","tag-automobile-humor","tag-car-limerick","tag-death-limerick","tag-health-limericks","tag-injury-verse","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2618"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2651,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions\/2651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}