{"id":26003,"date":"2014-05-06T16:47:46","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T20:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=26003"},"modified":"2014-05-06T16:47:46","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T20:47:46","slug":"tree-climbing-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/06\/tree-climbing-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Out On A Limb Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Out On A Limb Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A show-off is out on a limb,<br \/>\nHaving climbed a tall tree with great vim.<br \/>\nHe is grim now and sore;<br \/>\nEv&#8217;ry limb hurts full-bore.<br \/>\nWill he awe, thrill, or score? Hopes are dim.<\/p>\n<p>(DiversePoets asks for <a href=\"http:\/\/dversepoets.com\/2014\/05\/06\/tree-poetry\/\">tree poetry<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out On A Limb Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A show-off is out on a limb, Having climbed a tall tree with great vim. He is grim now and sore; Ev&#8217;ry limb hurts full-bore. Will he awe, thrill, or score? Hopes are dim. (DiversePoets asks for tree poetry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,85,42,20,30],"tags":[2561,4918,2738,4108,703],"class_list":["post-26003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-gardens-plant-humor","category-limericks","category-outdoors-humor","category-recreation-humor","tag-climbing-humor","tag-outdoors-humor","tag-show-offs","tag-tree-climbing","tag-trees"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26003"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26010,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26003\/revisions\/26010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}