{"id":25906,"date":"2014-05-01T17:16:13","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T21:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25906"},"modified":"2014-05-01T17:16:13","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T21:16:13","slug":"law-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/01\/law-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy &#8220;Law Day&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>May 1st is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanbar.org\/groups\/public_education\/initiatives_awards\/law_day_2014.html\">Law Day<\/a>, which means I&#8217;m legally required to write a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Law Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A day meant to celebrate law<br \/>\nSounds just lovely, except for this flaw:<br \/>\nFair play takes some doing;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s tough as pursuing<br \/>\nA needle in large stacks of straw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May 1st is Law Day, which means I&#8217;m legally required to write a limerick: Limerick Ode To Law Day By Madeleine Begun Kane A day meant to celebrate law Sounds just lovely, except for this flaw: Fair play takes some doing; It&#8217;s tough as pursuing A needle in large stacks of straw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,42,1524],"tags":[4104,4103,4102,146,1537,2097,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25906"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25906"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25912,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25906\/revisions\/25912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}