{"id":25881,"date":"2014-05-04T01:09:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T05:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25881"},"modified":"2014-05-04T01:43:38","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T05:43:38","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-162","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/04\/limerick-of-the-week-162\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (162)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Congratulations to KONRAD SCHWOERKE, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse:<\/p>\n

A British lad, Jack, hunts for guys.
\nWhen he\u2019s queried on this, he replies:
\n\u201cI don\u2019t know what it means.
\nI\u2019m just drawn to their jeans.
\nNow they\u2019re calling me \u2018Lord of the Flies.\u2019\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations to JANE SHELTON HOFFMAN and COLLEEN MURPHY<\/a>, who tie in winning this week’s Facebook Friends’ Choice Award for their respective limericks which received the most Facebook “likes.”<\/p>\n

Jane Shelton Hoffman:<\/p>\n

He loved his nights out with the guys,
\nBut left early one night — a surprise.
\nHis wife said, \u201cOh, dear,
\nSince you<\/strong> were not here,
\nI tried your best friend on for size.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Colleen Murphy: <\/p>\n

Deliliah kept dating these guys
\nWho stared at her breasts, not her eyes.
\nSo she wore baggy shirts.
\nThen if guys were still flirts,
\nShe’d award them the big booby prize.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Kevin Ahern<\/a>, Judith H. Block<\/a>, Bob Dvorak, Tim James, Steve Whitred<\/a>, Kathy El-Assal, and Chris O\u2019Carroll. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

Kevin Ahern:<\/p>\n

The parents of wee girls and guys
\nRespond with a thousand replies.
\nWell, here\u2019s a suggestion:
\nFor every question
\n\u201cBecause\u201d is a word to the “whys.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Judith H. Block: <\/p>\n

A woman was dating three guys.
\nEach one was a gem. What a prize!
\nOne dazzled her mind,
\nOne musically shined,
\nAnd one’s cock was a wonderous size!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bob Dvorak: <\/p>\n

A woman was dating three guys:
\nA doc; a tycoon; but the prize
\nWas a lama, undoing
\nThe fun in the screwing.
\nBut she’s healthier, wealthy, and wise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Tim James: <\/p>\n

Miss Uhura was dating three guys
\nAnd, when asked if she thought that was wise,
\nSaid, \u201cWhy not? Kirk will bed
\nAny chick who\u2019s not dead.
\nIt\u2019s the essence of free Enterprise!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Steve Whitred: <\/p>\n

A woman was dating three guys,
\nThinking each would the other despise.
\nBut she one day, it’s said,
\nFound all three in her bed,
\nWhich was quite the m\u00e9nage \u00e0 surprise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Kathy El-Assal: <\/p>\n

Droll master of stealth and disguise,
\nBoris Badenov<\/a> told lots of lies.
\nHe’d dress like a pasha
\nRush in with Natasha…
\nDeflecting attempts to diss spies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Chris O’Carroll: <\/p>\n

Said a gal who was dating three guys,
\n\u201cIn their own ways, they\u2019re all sweetie-pies,
\nBut my days and my nights
\nNeed more spicy delights
\nThan any one lover supplies.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off<\/a>, which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane’s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to KONRAD SCHWOERKE, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: A British lad, Jack, hunts for guys. When he\u2019s queried on this, he replies: \u201cI don\u2019t know what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[62,84,1192,1983,65,42],"tags":[3115,4099,2525,2281,3570,2543,3499,2538,5009,5018,3342,3167,487,523],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25881"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25881"}],"version-history":[{"count":52,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25984,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25881\/revisions\/25984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}