{"id":2573,"date":"2010-06-29T21:46:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T01:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2573"},"modified":"2010-06-29T21:46:22","modified_gmt":"2010-06-30T01:46:22","slug":"satellite-dish-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/06\/29\/satellite-dish-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dishing About Dish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dishing About Dish<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a dish &#8212; don&#8217;t have cable.<br \/>\nI avoid most TV when I&#8217;m able.<br \/>\nBut the Net is a must.<br \/>\nDSL&#8217;s what I trust.<br \/>\nAnd believe me, this ain&#8217;t just a fable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dishing About Dish By Madeleine Begun Kane I don&#8217;t have a dish &#8212; don&#8217;t have cable. I avoid most TV when I&#8217;m able. But the Net is a must. DSL&#8217;s what I trust. And believe me, this ain&#8217;t just a fable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,3,71],"tags":[1379,1378,1376,1377],"class_list":["post-2573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-humor","category-technology-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-cable-humor","tag-dsl-verse","tag-satellite-dish-humor","tag-tv-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2573"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2580,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573\/revisions\/2580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}