{"id":25669,"date":"2014-04-10T15:43:45","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T19:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25669"},"modified":"2014-04-10T15:57:07","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T19:57:07","slug":"stupid-criminal-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/04\/10\/stupid-criminal-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Blame Game (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blame Game (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A guy who was rather a stoner<br \/>\nWas pulled over and uttered this groaner:<br \/>\n&#8220;That jalopy was stole<br \/>\n&#8220;By me, so this bowl<br \/>\n&#8220;Of hash must belong to the owner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note from Mad Kane: My limerick was inspired by this news headline:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sunjournal.com\/news\/franklin\/2014\/04\/07\/thats-not-my-pot-i-stole-car-says-jay-man\/1515726\">That&#8217;s not my pot; I stole the car, says Jay man<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blame Game (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A guy who was rather a stoner Was pulled over and uttered this groaner: &#8220;That jalopy was stole &#8220;By me, so this bowl &#8220;Of hash must belong to the owner.&#8221; Note from Mad Kane: My limerick was inspired by this news headline: That&#8217;s not my pot; I stole [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,12,48,10,42],"tags":[221,4068,3381,4067,2004,1325,634,1598,2687],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25669"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25669"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25679,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25669\/revisions\/25679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}