{"id":25648,"date":"2014-04-09T17:39:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T21:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25648"},"modified":"2016-03-20T16:28:08","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T20:28:08","slug":"astrological-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/04\/09\/astrological-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Astrology Duet ( 2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Astrology Duet (2-Verse Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The sign Virgo is mine through and through,<br \/>\nAnd there\u2019s nothing at all you can do<br \/>\nTo convince me it\u2019s crap<br \/>\nAnd frivolous pap.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll critique you precisely on cue.<\/p>\n<p>Now my spouse is a &#8220;home and hearth&#8221; guy.<br \/>\nWhen asked why, he&#8217;ll respond with a sigh:<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s a Cancer-type trait.<br \/>\n&#8220;Love my mate plus a plate<br \/>\n&#8220;Of home-cooking &#8212; stuff money can&#8217;t buy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> <a href=\" https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/International_Astrology_Day\">International Astrology Day<\/a> is celebrated yearly on the first full day of Aries (on the Vernal Equinox.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Astrology Duet (2-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The sign Virgo is mine through and through, And there\u2019s nothing at all you can do To convince me it\u2019s crap And frivolous pap. I&#8217;ll critique you precisely on cue. Now my spouse is a &#8220;home and hearth&#8221; guy. When asked why, he&#8217;ll respond with a sigh: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,13,120,2,1524],"tags":[4066,4747,1720,4064,4065,382,4746,1837,4902,5012,1723],"class_list":["post-25648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-marriage-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-astrologer-limerick","tag-astrology-day","tag-astrology-humor","tag-cancer-limerick","tag-home-hearth-humor","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-international-astrology-day","tag-march-holidays","tag-marriage-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-virgo-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25648"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36669,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25648\/revisions\/36669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}