{"id":2561,"date":"2010-06-25T16:55:19","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T20:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2561"},"modified":"2010-06-25T17:00:31","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T21:00:31","slug":"booze-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/06\/25\/booze-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Lush Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you&#8217;ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A fellow who drank to excess&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Lush Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow who drank to excess<br \/>\nGot to work in a state of undress:<br \/>\nWore no shirt and no shoes,<br \/>\nHad a briefcase of booze<br \/>\nAnd, quite tipsy, said \u201cDress to impress.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=wall&#038;story_fbid=128277140546258&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you&#8217;ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A fellow who drank to excess&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Lush Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow who drank to excess Got to work in a state of undress: Wore no shirt and no shoes, Had a briefcase of booze And, quite tipsy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126,49,41,23,122,104,352,42,68,103,4],"tags":[1375,801,995,527,1374,4973,644,203],"class_list":["post-2561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-physical-appearance","category-poetry-prompts","category-workplace-humor","tag-alcoholic-poems","tag-appearance-humor","tag-booze-humor","tag-clothing-poem","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-workplace-poetry","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2561"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2571,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2561\/revisions\/2571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}