{"id":25419,"date":"2015-04-29T16:33:46","date_gmt":"2015-04-29T20:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25419"},"modified":"2015-04-29T16:44:50","modified_gmt":"2015-04-29T20:44:50","slug":"zipper-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/04\/29\/zipper-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode to the Zipper (National Zipper Day: April  29)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode to the Zipper (<a href=\"http:\/\/utahpolicy.com\/index.php\/features\/utah-politics-in-60-seconds\/5519-ten-things-you-need-to-know-for-wednesday-april-29-2015\">Zipper Day<\/a>: April 29)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet Gideon Sundback felt chipper<br \/>\nWhen designing the modern-day zipper&#8211;<br \/>\nAn invention surpassin&#8217;<br \/>\nThe old ways to fasten&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd a slick trick to hook a big tipper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode to the Zipper (Zipper Day: April 29) By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;ll bet Gideon Sundback felt chipper When designing the modern-day zipper&#8211; An invention surpassin&#8217; The old ways to fasten&#8230; And a slick trick to hook a big tipper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2413,1716,2693,42,1524],"tags":[2090,2411,1469,5013,4496,3069,2063,4495,5012,1206,4494],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25419"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25419"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32025,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25419\/revisions\/32025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}