{"id":25416,"date":"2015-07-13T16:01:31","date_gmt":"2015-07-13T20:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25416"},"modified":"2016-02-18T16:32:55","modified_gmt":"2016-02-18T20:32:55","slug":"pluto-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/07\/13\/pluto-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Pluto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With all the renewed attention on Pluto, I&#8217;m hoping it will be re-designated a planet instead of a measly &#8220;dwarf planet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I often like staring at stars<br \/>\nAnd at planets, like Venus and Mars.<br \/>\nHow I pity poor Pluto&#8211;<br \/>\n\u2019Twas given the boot &#8212; oh<br \/>\nTo be &#8220;plutoed&#8221; must surely leave scars.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.history.com\/this-day-in-history\/pluto-discovered\">Pluto Day<\/a> is February 18th, in honor of its discovery on that day in 1930 at Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff, Arizona, by astronomer Clyde W. Tombaugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the renewed attention on Pluto, I&#8217;m hoping it will be re-designated a planet instead of a measly &#8220;dwarf planet.&#8221; I often like staring at stars And at planets, like Venus and Mars. How I pity poor Pluto&#8211; \u2019Twas given the boot &#8212; oh To be &#8220;plutoed&#8221; must surely leave scars. Pluto Day is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,4209,44],"tags":[4714,1721,4715,2091,4713,5012,4712,4536,4711,4936,1647],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25416"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25416"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36292,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25416\/revisions\/36292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}