{"id":2538,"date":"2010-06-22T13:36:50","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T17:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2010-06-22T13:42:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T17:42:44","slug":"health-club-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/06\/22\/health-club-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Whimsical Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman succumbed to a whim&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Whimsical Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman succumbed to a whim<br \/>\nAnd enrolled in an overpriced gym.<br \/>\nShe tried free weights, machines,<br \/>\nEven <em>yoga for teens<\/em>,<br \/>\nTill she ran out of money and vim.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=wall&#038;story_fbid=137049719644575&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A woman succumbed to a whim&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Whimsical Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman succumbed to a whim And enrolled in an overpriced gym. She tried free weights, machines, Even yoga for teens, Till she ran out of money and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,125,23,122,104,352,42,8,103,16,19],"tags":[4998,1371,1370,200,188,4973,1373,203,242],"class_list":["post-2538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-gym-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-humor","category-sports-humor","tag-exercise-humor","tag-gym-membership","tag-health-club-humor","tag-health-limerick","tag-money-verse","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-whimsy-verse","tag-writing-prompts","tag-yoga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2538"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2559,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538\/revisions\/2559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}