{"id":25312,"date":"2014-03-19T11:59:20","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T15:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25312"},"modified":"2014-03-19T11:59:20","modified_gmt":"2014-03-19T15:59:20","slug":"poultry-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/03\/19\/poultry-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/march-19-chocolate-caramel-day-act-happy-day-172200351.html\">Poultry Day<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The chickens and turkeys squawk, &#8220;Beat it!&#8221;<br \/>\nBut they&#8217;re looking a wee bit defeated.<br \/>\nThough it&#8217;s Poultry Day, true,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a day those birds rue,<br \/>\nCuz the way we rejoice &#8230; is to eat it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Poultry Day! Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19) By Madeleine Begun Kane The chickens and turkeys squawk, &#8220;Beat it!&#8221; But they&#8217;re looking a wee bit defeated. Though it&#8217;s Poultry Day, true, It&#8217;s a day those birds rue, Cuz the way we rejoice &#8230; is to eat it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,41,42,1524],"tags":[2797,4033,4044,412,1837,5012,4045,719],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25312"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25312"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25316,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25312\/revisions\/25316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}