{"id":253,"date":"2008-01-11T18:22:10","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T22:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/11\/miss-dating-not-me-limerick\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:13:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:13:02","slug":"miss-dating-not-me-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/11\/miss-dating-not-me-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss Dating? Not Me! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Dating? Not me!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Before I was married I dated<br \/>\nHardly ever, cause dating I hated.<br \/>\nThen I met hubby Mark,<br \/>\nWhich created a spark.<br \/>\nElated, we dated and mated.<\/p>\n<p>(For <a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/93-date.html\">more date-related poems, visit Sunday Scribblings<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>NOTE:<\/strong> If you like to write limericks or haiku,\u00a0give my new poetry prompt a try.\u00a0 My\u00a0latest topic is\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/11\/banking-on-money-poems-limerick-and-haiku-prompt\/\">right on the money.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miss Dating? Not me! By Madeleine Begun Kane Before I was married I dated Hardly ever, cause dating I hated. Then I met hubby Mark, Which created a spark. Elated, we dated and mated. (For more date-related poems, visit Sunday Scribblings) NOTE: If you like to write limericks or haiku,\u00a0give my new poetry prompt a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,63,42,2,16],"tags":[2153,619,1883],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-dating-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","tag-date-humor","tag-dating-limerick","tag-sunday-scribblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5882,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions\/5882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}