{"id":252,"date":"2008-01-05T01:57:03","date_gmt":"2008-01-05T05:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/05\/shower-demons\/"},"modified":"2011-01-22T02:56:57","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T06:56:57","slug":"shower-demons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/05\/shower-demons\/","title":{"rendered":"Shower Demons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I shower<br \/>\nPoems pour out from parts unknown,<br \/>\nDemanding to be shared.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I linger.<br \/>\nVerses taunt me: &#8220;Write us down.<br \/>\nYour thoughts, they must be bared.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>End of shower.<br \/>\nLaptop beckons. Towel&#8217;s dropped.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m free &#8212; my poem&#8217;s been aired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I shower Poems pour out from parts unknown, Demanding to be shared. Still, I linger. Verses taunt me: &#8220;Write us down. Your thoughts, they must be bared.&#8221; End of shower. Laptop beckons. Towel&#8217;s dropped. I&#8217;m free &#8212; my poem&#8217;s been aired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,106,103],"tags":[4974,1734,1733],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free-verse","category-poems-about-poems","category-poetry-prompts","tag-free-verse","tag-inspiration","tag-poetrys-meaning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4276,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/4276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}