{"id":251,"date":"2008-01-04T16:09:45","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T20:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/04\/new-years-resolution-haiku\/"},"modified":"2015-01-03T14:44:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-03T18:44:58","slug":"new-years-resolution-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/04\/new-years-resolution-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Resolution Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My resolution:<br \/>\nNo more resolutions<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t keep, like this one.<\/p>\n<p>If you missed my satirical <a href=\"http:\/\/madkane.com\/newyearscontract.html\">New Year&#8217;s Resolutions Contract, it&#8217;s here.<\/a>\u00a0 And I hope you&#8217;ll join in on my latest haiku and limerick prompt, whose theme is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/04\/lies-and-deception-limerick-and-haiku-prompt-5\/\">lies and deception.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(This haiku was inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/92-new-or-new-year.html\">Sunday Scribblings<\/a> and by <a href=\"http:\/\/readwritepoem.org\/2008\/01\/04\/back-in-business\/\">Read Write Poem,<\/a> which is back in business thanks to Deb of Stoneymoss.)<\/p>\n<p>View my <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/resolutions8.png\">New Year&#8217;s Resolution Haiku image here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My resolution: No more resolutions I can&#8217;t keep, like this one. If you missed my satirical New Year&#8217;s Resolutions Contract, it&#8217;s here.\u00a0 And I hope you&#8217;ll join in on my latest haiku and limerick prompt, whose theme is lies and deception. (This haiku was inspired by Sunday Scribblings and by Read Write Poem, which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99,33,103],"tags":[2092,4407,920,923,924,922,921],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku","category-holiday-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-december-holidays","tag-haiku-images","tag-holiday-haiku","tag-holiday-poetry","tag-new-years-humor","tag-new-years-poem","tag-new-years-resolutions-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1266,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/1266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}