{"id":25063,"date":"2014-03-03T16:49:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T20:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=25063"},"modified":"2014-03-04T14:38:16","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T18:38:16","slug":"telephone-invention-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/03\/03\/telephone-invention-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Ode to Alexander Graham Bell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday Mr. Bell! (March 3, 1847 \u2013 August 2, 1922)<\/p>\n<p>Birthday Ode to Alexander Graham Bell (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, dear Alex Graham Bell.<br \/>\nAs the telephone&#8217;s father, you&#8217;re swell.<br \/>\nI shall try not to hold<br \/>\nYou to blame for the cold<br \/>\nWay we&#8217;re tortured by phone voicemail hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday Mr. Bell! (March 3, 1847 \u2013 August 2, 1922) Birthday Ode to Alexander Graham Bell (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Happy birthday, dear Alex Graham Bell. As the telephone&#8217;s father, you&#8217;re swell. I shall try not to hold You to blame for the cold Way we&#8217;re tortured by phone voicemail hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[940,56,2693,3,119],"tags":[4031,2063,3906,642,4981,639,2235],"class_list":["post-25063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthday-verse","category-celebrity-humor","category-inventions-humor","category-technology-humor","category-telephone-humor","tag-alexander-graham-bell","tag-inventions-poem","tag-inventors","tag-phone-humor","tag-telephone-humor","tag-telephone-verse","tag-voicemail-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25063"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25077,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25063\/revisions\/25077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}