{"id":250,"date":"2008-01-02T16:28:27","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T20:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/02\/mums-the-3-words\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:21:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:21:01","slug":"mums-the-3-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/02\/mums-the-3-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Mum&#8217;s The 3 Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <a href=\"http:\/\/threewordwednesday.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/02\/3ww-lxvii\/\">3 Word Wednesday!<\/a> Just like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/31\/two-haiku\/\">last week,<\/a> it presents three words to be used in a poem, and a haiku immediately writes itself in the word order presented.\u00a0 Weird, huh?<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s words are <em>button, luck,<\/em> and <em>pretend:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Button up your lips<br \/>\nAnd, with luck, we can pretend<br \/>\nThis never happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love 3 Word Wednesday! Just like last week, it presents three words to be used in a poem, and a haiku immediately writes itself in the word order presented.\u00a0 Weird, huh? This week&#8217;s words are button, luck, and pretend: Button up your lips And, with luck, we can pretend This never happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,99,103],"tags":[2159,2157,2158],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5886,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions\/5886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}