I should put my local tow guy on a yearly retainer. Here’s a typical conversation:<\/p>\n
Me:<\/strong> Hi, it’s me, Madeleine Kane. Guess whose husband left the lights on again. My address is… I should put my local tow guy on a yearly retainer. Here’s a typical conversation: Me: Hi, it’s me, Madeleine Kane. Guess whose husband left the lights on again. My address is… Tow Guy: Still have you down from last week. Have you considered our frequent user plan? …\u00a0 (Tow Guy Blues is continued here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,12,78,2,16],"tags":[1678,220,327,1615,4910,1614,611,1677],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3993,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/3993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nTow Guy:<\/strong> Still have you down from last week. Have you considered our frequent user plan? …\u00a0 (Tow Guy Blues is continued here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"